This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you."
The Doctor nods his head and says, "Take this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me."
The old lady comes back 2 weeks later and is angry. She says "What was in those pills? I fart just as much. You still can't hear them, but now they smell horrible!"
The Doctor again nods his head and says, "Great, that takes care of your sinus problem, now let's work on your hearing."
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Well Monica......... it's the 21st century and you are still telling Fart Jokes.......
Why don't you tell us how a womam like you ticks.........?
However I do have a question........
My wife and I have been married for 31 years and it's just not fun anymore.
Have you any tips for me to liven up our daily lives and love life again, or should I just have an affair.
What do you think Monica darling.
Hello Moo,
31 years - wow you are a stayer!
But seriously, 31 years is nothing to snigger at! Relationships change over the years & if we are not careful to keep the candle lit it will die. A quick rolll in the hay with another woman will not solve anything - except sooth the ache in your pants!
Does she feel the same? If she does, talk to her about how you're feeling. It sounds like you still want to be with her - well the ball is in your court - so to speak!
Romance her - take her out to dinner - not the local RSL (nothing against them - they're just not that romantic :) ) take her somewhere special - perhaps somewhere that will bring back memories of good times you have had in those 31 years.
Buy her flowers! Light some candles, scatter fresh rose petals around the room & greet her with a martini next time she comes home from the shopping!
BUT mind you don't leave her to clean up the next morning :)
Let me know how you go.
Monica :)
I farted once and some lady married it also i am a girl married to a another girl with a huge butt and a bag full of POOOOOOOOOOP I love your butt so much
Pooop
Alot of poooping going on
Me only like it in one spot..down the looooo
If you are OLD though
Never trust a FART
Never go past a loo
Never waste a hard one
You have limited chances when you are old
Go girls
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